What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Silver Jokes More Silver Jokes

Why did Silver have such a successful rap career?

He was truly Ag.

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

Why did the Cell Tower Cafe get bad reviews?

Because the service was horrible.

Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !