What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ?

Alf all if you don't catch me!

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What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

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When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

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Why did Silver have such a successful rap career?

He was truly Ag.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.