I'm at your service ma'am.
He was caught counting carbs.
Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.
Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
Because there is nothing to steal there
Random Dude: [...💘]
she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
Au!"
Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
Their service isn't even that good.
At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.
