Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why are most reactionists black?

Because stealing is the only thing they can do.

Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

What do you call it when a blond dyes her hair?

Artificial Intelligence.

Ip Jokes More Ip Jokes

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.