Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

because they might Pikachu!

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What does a Blond do every Sunday?

Swallow Jesus.

Ip Jokes More Ip Jokes

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.