Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

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What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

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What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

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What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

What do you call the surveillance system that watches us all whilst we are in the bathroom?

the panoptijohn

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.