Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish?

Baana

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why do teenage girls go to the bathroom in 3s and 5s?

Because they literally can't even.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

Ip Jokes More Ip Jokes

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.