How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

How do you tell if a girl is ticklish?

You give her a test-tickle.

Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

How do you confuse an idiot?

Banana cake!

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

A: Third grade.

Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman