How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

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How do you tell an Italian has a flat tire?

Diego wop wop wop .

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

What do Redditors always get confused by?

Seven.

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?

Rick O'Shea.

What does an Irishman have for dinner?

A: Starvation. Q: And what does he have for dessert A: Ethnic cleansing.