How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

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What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Both of their biggest hits were the wall.

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What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

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How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

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What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

How do you know it was an Irishman?

because I had to help him....."