Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.
A baby with forks in it's eyes.
A: It depends how hard you throw them.
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.
A: They have to pull their own pants down.
Papayas See, you're confused right?
It's too common
Because he had a bone to pick.
One less drunken Irishman
Paddy O'Furniture
