What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Where did the kid with adhd go?

Aushwitz

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.