What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What about the kids?

he asked. I said, "they're still together."

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

How do pirates sing the ABC's?

abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics