What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

School Jokes More School Jokes

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

When does a black person goes to school?

When it's being built!