What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

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Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

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What was the bear's favourite pick-up line?

Hey baby, what's ursine?

What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

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What are eukaryotes' least favorite subject in school?

Algaebra...

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.