How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

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What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike :(

What did the Mexican family get for Christmas?

Deported

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Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

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What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe