How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

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What do you call a Mexican on a bike?

a dirt bike

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

a b-r-r-r-r-ito

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How do you pick up older Spanish women?

Hola Seniority

Where does Ned Flanders pick up women?

On OkilyDokilyCupid

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What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.