How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

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What do you call a Mexican church?

A Taco bell.

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

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What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!