Because her teacher told her to do an essay
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Border Patrol.
She was told to do an essay in school.
You're the Juan!
A Burrithoe
Netflix and chili
Dora the Exploder
A token ring.
Nothing. You already told her twice.
A Christian bail.
They use a machine gun.
Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
Ask Apple.
I'm like Sherlock, holmes.
Willy Juanka.
Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes
Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
Juan nail at a time.
They start with Juan
Ping Lo.
One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.