Mexican Girl Jokes

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

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What do you call a borderline racial slur about a person of Asian decent?

A slippery slope.

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Asian People

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What do you call a 12 year old protein?

A pretein

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

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Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

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Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

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Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

What is the difference between a teacher and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four...

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What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common?

They have lots of children.

What do you call an Asian girl with Mexican parents?

Juana Sum Peeksa.