Mexican Girl Jokes

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

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Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

12 Year Old Jokes More 12 Year Old Jokes

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What do you call a 12 year old protein?

A pretein

14 Year Old Jokes More 14 Year Old Jokes

Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

Mexican Parent Jokes More Mexican Parent Jokes

What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common?

They have lots of children.

What do you call an Asian girl with Mexican parents?

Juana Sum Peeksa.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why would I do that?

Teacher: Because it's 90 degrees over there.

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

Dora Jokes More Dora Jokes

What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

Convert Jokes More Convert Jokes

How do you convert Spanish programming into English?

Yes++

What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism?

A Christian bail.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!