Mexican Girl Jokes

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

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What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

Why do we sleep?

Because we get sleepy.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

What do 16 year old boys and drug companies have in common?

They are both more worried about getting inside you than being effective once there!

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

Mexican Parent Jokes More Mexican Parent Jokes

What do you call an Asian girl with Mexican parents?

Juana Sum Peeksa.

What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common?

They have lots of children.

Exploder Jokes More Exploder Jokes

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?

Dora the EXPLODER

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

three, but they're really one

What is a Christians Favorite Insect?

The Praying Mantis