Mexican Girl Jokes

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

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What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

who wants 2 try?

What do you call a Mexican little person?

A paragraph because he isn't a full ese (essay)...

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What does aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

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How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

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Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

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What's black, white, asian, and mexican?

A lazy panda.

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

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You poker face!

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.