Mexican Girl Jokes

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

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What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

Fiance Jokes More Fiance Jokes

What did the network engineer give to his fiance?

A token ring.

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

What do 16 year old boys and drug companies have in common?

They are both more worried about getting inside you than being effective once there!

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

Exploder Jokes More Exploder Jokes

What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?

Dora the EXPLODER

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called?

A Yutopia

Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby?

Two Wongs don't make a white