Mexican Girl Jokes

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

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What did the network engineer give to his fiance?

A token ring.

What do you tell a fiance with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism?

A Christian bail.

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

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What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

What do you call a strange Mexican man who owns a chocolate factory?

Willy Juanka.

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian woman who lives next to a data centre?

Ping Lo.

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.