Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

Mexican Girl Jokes More Mexican Girl Jokes

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?