Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted?

Retorta

Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

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How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

What do you call the teacher who's late?

Mister bus

Mexican Girl Jokes More Mexican Girl Jokes

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why was the student witch so bad at essays?

Because she couldn't spell properly.

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!