Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

What is a Mexicans favourite sport?

Cross-Country

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How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Mexican Girl Jokes More Mexican Girl Jokes

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

Why was the student witch so bad at essays?

Because she couldn't spell properly.