Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Why would I do that?

Teacher: Because it's 90 degrees over there.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

Why does internet explorer ask so many questions?

Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.