Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

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What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's in Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians

What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President?

A: A competent liberal President.

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How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going?

It's tiring.

What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.