What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

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What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

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A nun only serves one God.

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Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

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When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

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A firm grip on the back of her head.

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How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

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What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

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They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.