What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

What did the teacher call her intelligent yet self-harming student?

Her scar pupil.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How do trains from different countries understand each other?

With a trainslator

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows