What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

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What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

What is the difference between "ooo" and "aaa"?

About three centimeters.

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What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

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They both spit fire

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"