Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What will it take to reunite Nirvana?

Two more bullets.

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.