Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.