Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

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Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

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What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm?

Da Rude Sandstorm

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

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What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.