Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

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What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

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Who might you be?

I AM THORRRR!!!" His horse perks up and says "Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

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What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one