Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

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What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

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Where do I put my pants?

He said, "Over there by mine."

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

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Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

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Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha