Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

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They're both ash-holes.

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Because there's no point in it.

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Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one