Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
Because the woodpecker.
One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole
Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.
It wouldn't fit on their shirt.
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!
Because they were Wright.
inventor of Lucky Charms
