Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

What do you call a black brick with three holes in it?

A polish bowling ball.

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

Experience Jokes More Experience Jokes

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What Do You See When Pillsbury Doughboy Bends Over?

Donuts

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

Inventor Jokes More Inventor Jokes

How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.