Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
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To run their hands through their hair
gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.
One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here
Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.
A key.
The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.
You might get a hole in one.
The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.
He got a hole in one
A hole in Juan
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A hole in Juan!
Because the woodpecker.
He couldn't get hole out of his head
The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.
It pokes holes in condoms.
About 100 French people right now
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.
Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)
He had a hole in one.
Because 7 days makes a hole weak
Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?
A Hot Cross Bunny
They get a hole in one!
He got a hole in one.
For the pleasure of the audiophiles.
Hole is going to be huge!
A sink.
A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.
Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.
Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to
The Piledriver: No Holes Barred
A paracetamole!
In case he got a hole in one.
Your nose
In case he got a hole in one
Cause then there would be a hole in one!
Fore-play
Michael Brown
A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
Fire in the hole!
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
If it's red on top, fire in the hole.
Because he crawls in his hole during winter.
A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.
Incase he got a hole in one!
Hole is gonna be huge."
One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!
In case he gets a hole-in-one
Phil.
In case he got a hole-in-one!
A polish bowling ball.
In case they get a hole in one!
One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.
He used an eyepatch
6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
Because seven days makes a hole weak.
He was just a nerdy digger.
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!
Incase he gets a hole in one
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.
Holes mostly..."
Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...
One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole
You have a hole in one. "
A polo bear !
Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.
In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.
They're both ash-holes.
Because he got a hole in one!
M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!
A Moles Royce.
The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole
In case he gets a hole in one.
The nun has hope in her soul, and the woman has soap in her hole. EDIT: NSFW
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it
Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...
Batman's Parents.
Drill drill drill.
They know the drill.
1)/8"
By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".
Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke
He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
Lithium and Iron
Because they're hard to iron.
Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.
Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down
A Bark-aeologist
When the (w)hole job's done.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to ... this now makes sense...)
Ice is
And this is just their way of breaking the ice.
