What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

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Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

He got cancelled.

What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

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Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

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What's the name of the new shawarma restaurant in Neverland?

Pita Pan

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

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What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

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What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

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What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant?

A: Wendy's!

What did Wendy do when she first saw Captain Hook?

She Peedherpants