She peed her pants (read out loud)
They would finally be right.
His shirts get all winkly.
He was way to high, man.
Worm your way out of that one then!
He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!
Because he Neverlands
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
What's up, britches.
Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.
If you're reading this it's too late.
Because her pee is silent.
First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!
Because they don't cut corners.
She Peedherpants
