Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

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What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

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Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

How did Wendy die?

The baconator