Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.

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What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

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What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

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What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant?

A: Wendy's!

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)