What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

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Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What did the drunk say when his boss enquired about his availability?

Yeah, I'm av**ale**able.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

Ninja Jokes More Ninja Jokes

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

Qualify Jokes More Qualify Jokes

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.