What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

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How was Rome cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.