What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

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How do you get thrown out of a concentration camp?

Bad for moral Cutting in line Organizing hunger strikes

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise."

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

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What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*