What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

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Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

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What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

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What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

How does a ninja say hi?

It doesn't

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Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*