Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

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Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

Why go to college?

There's Google.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.