Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

Why didn't Lebron go to college?

he didn't want to show up for the finals

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What do you call it when a ninja keeps something to himself?

A sneakret.

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*