What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?

Collie-wood !

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

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Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

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What is a pigs favourite ballet?

Swine Lake!

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!