What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

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Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

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What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

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He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

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Haven't you ever seen pig's tie? It's filthy!

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What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A: A pork chop.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!