What does a nerd and a bad baseball player have in common?

They both can't get to first base!

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What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

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Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

What's the definition of a nerd?

A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.