What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

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What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

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What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.