What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

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What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.