What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

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Whoever wins...we lose.

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They both choke when it really matters.

What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.