What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

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What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

What's the difference between 3 and 13?

Nothing, they both have 1 3

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Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

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What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.