Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL