Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Why won't Bernie Sanders win the rational election?

Because he's two radical.

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

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What did one lawyer say to the other?

we are both lawyers."

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5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

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Because He-Man has the power.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee