Power Jokes

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

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What do you call a rocket-powered car?

An Otto-mobile

What is the unit of power?

Yes.

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power?

This isn't just a campaign, this is a political "

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle?

Because He-Man has the power.

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What do you call a flesh light powered by your smartphone?

iFap

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How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse?

When they blow, you got no power!!

What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex! &ampnbsp &ampnbsp &ampnbsp I'll see myself out...

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?

A fission-chips shop.

What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?

A: Profane tanks.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!

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Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ?

A dingo-ling !

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

Who the biggest Loser of them all?

Type this in on your search bar. LOSER.COM

Home Depot Jokes More Home Depot Jokes

How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

How do you find a drug dealer donkey?

Just follow his coke mules.