Turned down 4 watt
have you tried turning the light off and back on?"
A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.
Mourning Wood
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
He was trying to get her pedicure.
He wanted to make some doe!
The store guard.
Reptile.
Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.
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