What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

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change??

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One. Five. One.

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Because they always turn out in-bread.

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3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

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ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

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Your spinning me a yarn here !

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An Armadealer

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To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

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Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

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What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt