What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

Yarn Jokes More Yarn Jokes

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.