Your spinning me a yarn here !
Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)
Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.
He kept trying to shave the princess.
I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.
Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Yarn.