What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

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Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

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Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

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What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."