How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !