How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Nobody knows, there's no light.

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How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !