How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

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How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

How many "suh dudes" does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It's already lit fam.

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Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.