How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The mods do that for her.

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

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Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.