How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One because his knee grows.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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How many trannies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?

Because, they're so darn stupid!

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Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November