How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

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How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

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How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes three episodes.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.