Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.
They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters
Nun.
Just 1...blondes will screw anything.
A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.
Because they're so basic.
ChristMAAAAAAAAAS