Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.
Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?
They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.
Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.
Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.
Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.
Because they can't even...
Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even.