What do you call a slice of bread from another country?

An immigraint.

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What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

What do you call a pompous piece of bread?

A braguette.

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What are the similarities between a donkey and a Sikh?

They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

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What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.