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It depends on how thinly you slice them.
A slice of Pi.
Six, if you slice them thin enough.
Because he's shellfish!
In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
A clubbed sandwich
Little Caesers
For identification.
I don't have a new BMW in my garage.
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Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.
Buddha this slice of bread for me !
You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.
A. Three if you slice them very thinly.
a sandwich
Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...
Definitely not poison. Have another slice!
Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!
Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling
It's stale, mate."
It was destined for grater.
An immigraint.
When it's been sliced.
You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast
Because he was a slice of bread
One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
He had to start from scratch.
They're real cute when they are young but at a certain age they start getting scary.
Crabs on your organ
Because they were both too Shellfish.
Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.
OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.
A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.
I can unscrew a lightbulb.
Because he's aloof-a
thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."
Little Ceasars
I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."
