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It depends on how thinly you slice them.
A slice of Pi.
Six, if you slice them thin enough.
Because he's shellfish!
In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
A clubbed sandwich
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For identification.
I don't have a new BMW in my garage.
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Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.
Buddha this slice of bread for me !
You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.
A. Three if you slice them very thinly.
a sandwich
Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...
Definitely not poison. Have another slice!
Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!
Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling
It's stale, mate."
It was destined for grater.
An immigraint.
When it's been sliced.
You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast
Because he was a slice of bread
One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....
Cloning.
They're starting to get quite dark
I can unscrew a lightbulb.
You're two shellfish."
Because it's shellfish.
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
Italian
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!
A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !
They can lighten your load !
A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.
Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
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