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It depends on how thinly you slice them.
A slice of Pi.
Six, if you slice them thin enough.
Because he's shellfish!
In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
A clubbed sandwich
Little Caesers
For identification.
I don't have a new BMW in my garage.
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Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.
Buddha this slice of bread for me !
You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.
A. Three if you slice them very thinly.
a sandwich
Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...
Definitely not poison. Have another slice!
Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!
Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling
It's stale, mate."
It was destined for grater.
An immigraint.
When it's been sliced.
You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast
Because he was a slice of bread
One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....
He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.
Alley-oop Akbar
It has shingles.
Shingles.
Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!
Ring him while he's ironing...
The bucket
The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.
Two, and often from the same person.
Finding crabs on your organ.
Tequila Mockingbird.
Deported
Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.
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