How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

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What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.