How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker?

Hop in.

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What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

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How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"