How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

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Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.