How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

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Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

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We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.