Poke Jokes

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Complete Stranger Jokes More Complete Stranger Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby?

A baby.

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

Man Thigh Jokes More Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.