Poke Jokes

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

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What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common?

They both wrote bad romance.

Metapod Jokes More Metapod Jokes

How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod?

All they've got is Harden

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."