Poke Jokes

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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Pants 50% off

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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

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Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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What do you call a Jamaican guy on the internet?

A digimon.

What do you get when you cross pokemon and digimon?

A poke-mon!

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When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

before 15:30 ... I'll show myself out

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.