Poke Jokes

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A: a receding hare-line.

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

Slow Poke Jokes More Slow Poke Jokes

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation?

A radical equation.