Poke Jokes

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Why do black people never sleep?

Because the last one who had a dream got shot

Slow Poke Jokes More Slow Poke Jokes

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes??

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why is the door knob?

Because the key. (ok, i will show myself out)

What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.

Peek Jokes More Peek Jokes

Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

How do you get pikachu on to a boat?

You pokemon

What does the Pokemon dentist do?

He takes a Pikachu teeth.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.