Poke Jokes

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

Peek Jokes More Peek Jokes

Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

Stork Jokes More Stork Jokes

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander?

X-post from /r/pokemon) Squirtle

What did the Bulbasaur say to the Charmander?

Bulbasaur!!"