Poke Jokes

Poke him in the eye

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

You poke 'em on.

You poke 'em on.

Nothing. Trust me.

It pokes holes in condoms.

Poke 'em on.

Poke 'em on!

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

A test tickle.

So we don't poke our eyes out.

You poke poke poker face

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

It pokes holes in condoms.

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

A. A diplo-croak-us.

You wake up wet !

A myoclonic jerk.

The police made him bring it back again.

The Exeggution!

They speak with forked tongues !

He couldn't trust his hose.

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

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