Peek Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

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Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.

Where'd you get them?

Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me

What pokemon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

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