Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

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Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

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Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

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What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

What Pokmon does the best with the ladies?

Charm-ander