Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

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Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

because they might Pikachu!

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

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Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.