Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

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How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.

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Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist?

A Pokmon