Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

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What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

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Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket