Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

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What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

What do you call a Pokemon with a tiny head?

Zikachu

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Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

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Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)