Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

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Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

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What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

Why can't you take a shower with a pokemon?

Cause they'll Pikachu