Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

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What is another word for Pokemon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

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What do you call a pig with three eyes ?

Piiig

What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

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Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon?

Because they might Pikachu!

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.