Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

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What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

Why do men like blonde jokes?

A: Because they can understand them.

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally?

Look for the one with shaved legs....

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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Razor Jokes More Razor Jokes

What is an emo nerd's favourite brand?

Razor

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar