Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Wooden Leg Jokes More Wooden Leg Jokes

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

Razor Jokes More Razor Jokes

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.