Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

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What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

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What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

What hairstyle does Christopher Nolan get at the barber?

A director's cut

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave