Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

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What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

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What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

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How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

For public transportation.

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How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.