Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

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What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

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Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

How can transportation be improved in Harlem??

By moving the trees closer together.

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Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

For public transportation.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)