What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant

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Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

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What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.