What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant

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What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

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Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants?

A: They've had little use.

What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant