What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

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What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

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What does a redneck garden gnome hate more than anything?

Transplants

Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants?

A: They've had little use.

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!