What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Transplant Jokes More Transplant Jokes

Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants?

A: They've had little use.

What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.