What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

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How much does a Human shield cost?

One life

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

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Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants?

A: They've had little use.

What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

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What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!