What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

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What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

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What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

What does a redneck garden gnome hate more than anything?

Transplants

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What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside