What do you do with a no-legged greyhound?

Take it drag racing

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What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.