Welp, seal ate her.
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
Finding out it's curable.
A crowbar.
Because no one man should have all that flour.
He left his head and shoulders on the beach.
There was no bikini atoll
Because seven "ate" nine.
They conducted an in-turtle investigation.
Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.
I think we should sea otter people.
Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that
A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.
