What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

Who ate all the crackers?

racist cannibal.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.