What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con

What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

What do you call a pushy aquatic mammal?

Press'n Seal

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What do you do with a no-legged greyhound?

Take it drag racing

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.