What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Where is your wife ?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

What is a sailor's favorite letter?

From his wife back home

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys?

A Wind-up Merchant.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.