cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.
A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.
What do women and computers have in common? You don't appreciate them until they go down on you.
Because they're always footing the bill.
Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.
Coconuts have hair
Barberians.
Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.
He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.
Ten ants !
Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.
They all get in the bat-tub.
A dirty double crosser.
Take him on a drag! What do you call said dog Doesn't matter... he's not coming anyway.
Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body
