Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force :)

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.