Mud Jokes

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.

How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

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