Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

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What do you call a pre-maturely born Chinese boy?

Sudden Lee

What do you call a baby born in a whorehouse?

A brothel sprout

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

How do you spell socks in Spanish?

Eso si que es.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.