Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Why is this?

B: It's because your feet aren't empty.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

How do you spell socks in Spanish?

Eso si que es.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five