Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How did the bird get his bluetooth to work?

He had to parrot.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

Pool Table Jokes More Pool Table Jokes

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol