Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
French press. (Too soon?)
Au lait.
When they start to like spankings
When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
Politicks
Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors
Because everyone would get the same Marx.
He took the rhombus.
Ten ants !
He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.
I think it's because usually the punchline is too long
To get to the other side.
ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.
Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.
God: Err...
because seven ate nine.
