Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
Because she used #nofilter
Need to know ASAP.
So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.
A person that likes to tell anti jokes.
Your girlfriend!
A rebell
The Internship
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.
You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.
The punchline.
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
She peed her pants (read out loud)
FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
Getting the news from your dentist
To get to the other side.
