Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
Me 5: Me: Get some coffee
Tarbucks.
Because he's been snooping around.
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
Postrock/Postpunk
I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".
To make ends meat.
Decaf coffee.
A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
Super Bait
Punchline
Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)
Danger: Do not touch"
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
The Hydraulic Press
News of the elections is getting old.
because seven ate nine.
To get to the other side.