Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

Where do birds meet for coffee ?

In a nest-cafe !

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What do you call a boxing on a slackline?

Punchline.

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do you call Kim Jong-un reading a Stephen King novel?

Fearless Reader

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

News Jokes More News Jokes

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Where does a redditor get most of his news from?

The Hydraulic Press

Setup Jokes More Setup Jokes

What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

Why are setups to jokes so important?

because seven ate nine.