Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
Add $5 to a cup of coffee.
They want to finish before it's cool.
A.It's cloged up with paper plates.
A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."
Because they like to pump kin.
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
A Friar
A group of dentists who work together.
Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".
The landlord at The Dog And Duck pub needed a new sign to hang above the door, so he contacted his signwriter. The signwriter arrived a week later with the new sign, hung it above the door, and asked the landlord what he thought. The landlord replied with, "I like it. However, I do feel that there should be bigger spaces between ' ' and ' ', and ' ' and ' '".
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
The punchline
The braille left her lips numb.
The Daily Moos.
Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE
Does any of this really matter...
because seven ate nine.
