What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

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What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

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How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away?

A Hipaacrite

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What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse