What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

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Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

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What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?

See you next "fall".

Who and Facebook?

When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.

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What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

What do you call gonorrhea that takes a long time to show up?

Slow clap.

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Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

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How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth