What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

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You can't. That's what makes it so funny.

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The elephant remembers.

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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

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What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

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Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

What does the dentist of the year get?

A little plaque.