Getting the news from your dentist
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At tooth hurty.
Because he had Green Acres!
You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
A dentist
To get a filling!
Two Thirty.
They hate plaque buildup.
Buck-teeth!
They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.
Plaqueface
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
I got a filling, woo-hoo!"
tooth-hurty
Because it was accidental.
Shoot lions.
One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.
Poached.
Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.
Matisse hurt!
Newer magazines
4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse
Calculus
He had an Inconvenient Tooth.
The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.
Molar opposites.
Tooth Hurty (2:30)
We need to give you a cavity search
Tooth-Hurty
Toof Hurty.
A little plaque.
A filling station!
Tooth hurty
It had concavities...
Tooth-hurty.
A dent*ist*.
She:No, I'm a dentist
Tooth-hurty
He was already taking out a tooth
Because it goes right out of your head.
You have a hole in one. "
He ate the dentist.
Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions
Because they fought both tooth and nail!
He braces himself
Because dentists like everything straight and white.
Because egypt his tooth.
My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!
Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.
Because he is boring.
Because they want to make teeth straight and white.
To improve his bite !
All they will do is fight tooth and nail!
A group of dentists who work together.
Because he always looks down in the mouth.
Your dentist.
A Drill Sergeant
Fill 'er up!"
Caps and robbers
A drill sergeant !
Because of tooth decade!
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
2:30
This won't hurt a byte
We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.
They are already aware of their corrosive gingivitis.
We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!"
She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.
He dented his tooth
Because they always get root access.
Girl: No, I am a dentist.
The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day
It needed a filling.
Because they are so filling.
Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.
It is a flossy compression method.
A flossopher!
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
to help with the cavity searches
Two thirty.
Tooth-hurty!
They both enjoy a good cavity search!
A molar bear
At the filling station
Tooth hurty.
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
It needed a root canal.
A neural network.
Because they have running yolks.
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
the taste!
They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.
C's the day !
She's a spitter, not a swallower.
Don't taste me, bro !
Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!
One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two! ...
A trip advisor.
a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.
