What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

Drill Sergeant Jokes More Drill Sergeant Jokes

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates