What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

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What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

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Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant