What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

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How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

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Why did twoface go to the dentist?

He dented his tooth

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Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

What do you call a dentist in the army ?

A drill sergeant !