What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call 27 West Virginians?

A full set of teeth.

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

Why can't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.