What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

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How do you know if a black lady is pregnant?

If she pulls out her tampon and all the cotton has been picked.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

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Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

How cool is that?

We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!"

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Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?