Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

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Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.

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When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

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What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

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Why did the pharoah go to the dentist?

Because egypt his tooth.

What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

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What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

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Why did the moth go into the dentist's office?

The light was on.

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day