Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

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Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

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What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

What's Chris Brown's favourite time of day?

12:34!

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How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

What is the most up-voted comment of all time?

repost"

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Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

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Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

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What is a dentist's office?

A filling station.

Why did the moth go into the dentist's office?

The light was on.